Sex Cleaning Wipes Proclaims : Clean Beavers Find More Wood

Now Im sure all couples have once found themselves in a sticky situation from a little sexy time right? Have you fumbled over tissues or ninja’ed your room mates towel or YOLO’d on a T-Shirt? If you have chuckled yes to any of these have no fear.. Playtex sex cleaning wipes are here to clean your pecker or your little beaver.

“This product was designed to address an important consumer need,” Erik Rahner, a marketing director for the brand, said in a release. “Sex isn’t always a planned event that can be prepared for. With Fresh + Sexy™ wipes, couples now have a way to be clean and ready for even the most spontaneous moments. They can be ready for intimacy whenever–and wherever–the mood strikes.” So these wipes will keep you squeaky clean, both before and after.

All puns are cleverly intended for these camomile doused wipes in their ad campaigns.

“A clean beaver always finds more wood”

 

“A clean pecker always taps it”

 

“A polished knob always gets more turns”

 

“A clean peach always gets picked”

 

[ Source : Fashionista ]

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